Blain: “What The F**k Have been We Imagining When Asked A Sure/No Dilemma On Europe?”

Blain’s Early morning Porridge, submitted by Bill Blain

Details Failure Special

“But as an alternative it just stored on raining, a veil of tears for the virgin’s birth”

This morning is heading to be a rant about accountability and responsibility… and sure.. it will ultimately aspect Brexit and consequences. I could present all kinds of circumstance examination to explain possible results and consequences for Brexit – but, I seriously don’t have a clue about how its all heading to play out. I shall just say… Uk is quite volatile at current. Volatility = option. I imagine the close outcome will be improved than worst case – and it feels the market place is pricing to the worst situation. At some point… purchasing boots on!

Instead…. I am going to digress with a very little parable about why we are in these kinds of a f****** mess. You see, this morning’s pretty late Early morning Porridge will come to you from Hamble, my home down on the Solent, courtesy of “Points Failure at Woking”.

I left the residence this morning about 6 am to catch the teach up to London. It was cancelled. We waited for the next 1 – which was packed. It manufactured it as far as Winchester – the place it was also cancelled. We been given no rationalization of why, and staff members had no notion when trains may possibly run all over again, or any expertise of contingency ideas to get passengers to London. We were being recommended it may possibly just take hours and advised a teach again to Southampton airport would soon be obtainable. About 40 mins afterwards it turned up. Myself and a chum made a decision to perform from dwelling – I bought back again listed here about 9 ish.

That is 3 several hours of my life I will in no way get back again. Let us believe about 50k other individuals have been similarly affected – squandering 17.14 man a long time. My resolution is very simple. Anyone is responsible and need to be held to account. Let’s make it a felony offence to so inconvenience so quite a few people. Stick the accountable individual in Jail for 17 years, and give the job to another person who can do it. And allows prevent accepting ministerial excuses and sack these fatherless bairns who believe its reasonable to hike our fares 3% when the assistance deteriorates on a everyday basis.

I was lucky to be with my mate Nick this morning. He has a adequately dependable career functioning the estate of a big establishment in London. He understands all about Infrastructure management. He described why points like London’s Crossrail have crashed overbudget, and why the mainline teach companies are going so badly wrong.

In the circumstance of the railways its’ several failures of political path and management. Supervisors are informed how essential it is to stick to threat manage and compliance pointers to stay clear of “Never” events – events which should really In no way Ever transpire. When they do, they become projects for compliance and possibility administration to rule on, oversee and be certain they In no way take place once more. In the meantime, charges have to be lower – diminishing means are currently being pumped into just about every a lot more hard cash-consuming compliance and chance administration functions, though day to day administration and operations are slashed to the bone.

Senior executives realize their tenure is about staying seen to comply – so they slash scheduling and maintenance budgets (on the foundation they’ll be receiving their large unwanted fat pensions by the time it fails), and feed the compliance and hazard management features. Therefore, factors are unsuccessful with growing regularity simply because no 1 is properly scheduling how preventative replacement and overhaul of signally could keep away from disaster.

As a consequence of this morning’s points failure in Woking, Notwork Rail will expend a few of million employing undertaking consultants to appear into compliance concerns, and to analyse the possibility management assessment methodology utilised to figure out responses to factors failure. And tomorrow and tomorrow they will are unsuccessful once again.    

In the meantime, educate failure gets a metaphor for the unsolvable Brexit Disaster. (Good planning would have prevented the piss bad overall performance and confusion we’re viewing now…!)

What the f**k have been we considering when asked a Of course/No dilemma on Europe? Brexit was hardly ever binary. Compromise is not an choice. The politics of Brexit have become unachievable:

  • 1% of voters are EU spies set listed here by Juncker to “frame the argument”
  • 4% of individuals want complete political unity with Europe and anyone to learn French, German, Spanish, Italian or whatever…
  • 10% of the population feel nearer political union with Europe is jolly excellent immediately after Tarquin and Amber had these types of a marvellous time on their university exchange programmes..
  • 27% of the voters are keen to retain a squishy sort of political unity with Europe that makes it possible for us to be simultaneously British and European: 8% of this team say European first, 9% say British 1st, and the remaining 10%, (mostly Scots and Welsh), want to determine on their own as just about anything but English, and only voted remain due to the fact it would upset London. (But they likely despise Brussels just as much…)
  • 8% of Brits say we should most likely keep on being in Europe but never believe its worth arguing about
  • 7% of ballot castors feel we should almost certainly exit Europe because of the Euro, but lets not get in a tizz about it
  • 15% of folk imagine we need to exit Europe politically but continue being inside a customs union.  
  • 8% of the polity assume we ought to exit Europe and concur selective trade agreements with selective European nations around the world (mainly Merc motorists)
  • 12% of gammons consider Europe is essentially evil since Poles have taken all their careers and run off with their wives, but since Brits are basically better than Europeans we ought to exit almost everything.  
  • 8% of nutters believe England ought to not only depart, but give Europe the Welsh, Scots and Irish to..
  • 2% of the gentlefolk want to align with the Minister for the 18th Century and phase back in time..  

But about 20% of Brits imagine the Euro is a “not really very good idea”, 40% imagine its a “very lousy idea”, and 30% imagine its in all probability heading to “be a disastrous idea”. Even far more Brits want their bananas to be curved.

Regretably, Europe is not a pick and choose…

Parliament is even additional fractured. No one particular has a clue what they want.. Except it likely isn’t Theresa May possibly. And considering the fact that which is anything we all agree on, its most likely she will stay in Power.. See how that operates? It variety of tends to make sense…
Actually… when everybody is expressing how steadfast she is… she’s definitely not made any good selections with this Prime Minister thingy has she?

So yesterdays no vote conclusion, and the probability Europe is not likely to give us any modify to the present-day settlement, and By-product Contracts to be settled in 90 times time will require someplace to settle… and its obvious we’re in a terrible mess.


No notion exactly where we go from in this article – other than to say United kingdom belongings are now manifestly low-priced – pricing in a worst scenario that is still hugely not likely to transpire. So if I was to say we’re receiving shut to the instant for buying sterling bonds, Uk assets, United kingdom domestic shares, and sterling, its simply because its time to be contrarian.

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